My new computer is here! It shipped so fast, and it came in an unmarked box, so it was very surprising and thus exciting to discover it tonight.

I've just barely met it, but it's so pretty and light and sleek and perfect and wonderful, I just know it is going to solve all my problems and organize my life and do my tasks for me. Together we're going to cure cancer, end aging, lose weight, win money, and land loads of hot babes. All the frustrations I've had with other computers will evaporate like the morning dew on a warm summer morning, and my life will be like the breeze that evaporates said dew on said summer morning.

I guess I have laptop NRE :).

(Thanks insteadweslept!)