For £500 including paint I will come round your house and cover it in graffiti. No Problem. If you live outside London zones 1+2 then I will need travel expenses and a 6 pack of Grolsh to drink on the train journey.
Guilty? Innocent? It's all the same to me. For a fee of 500 pounds a time I will lie to the police about your whereabouts, and for 2000, I will perjure myself in court, and swear a testimony to a fictitious scenario of your choice.
For a price, I will think of you and only you every time I commit acts of self-love during a time period. I will picture you in my mind, and pretend that all pleasurable touches come from your hands...For $400 extra, the next time I actually get laid, I will scream your name at the height of passion. I will pretend it is you, and I will think of you the entire time.
Anything For Love: I will do anything for love - but I won't do that. Paypal accepted. (MeatLoaf)
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